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Advice For Men – Five Deadly Terms Used By A Woman

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Ok guys here’s a heads up for you — I am just going to keep it plain and simple — not going to flower it up — you all need to start reading the room better.  Some of you think of yourselves as highly evolved examples of the species but yet you simply don’t get it why you are in the dog house.  I can see you there scratching your head — looking around — yes I mean YOU!

After the jump — I have your “Five Deadly Terms Used By A Woman” — strongly suggest you read this! Be kind to your fellow man and make sure they read it as well.

I have a friend who is a genius — pure genius when it comes to programming but a total dunce when it comes to how women think.  He often jests with his comments like, “I need to run a de-bug script on you to figure out what you are saying.”  Did you see my eyes narrow and the right eyebrow raise — you know when a cat looks really annoyed — yeah that is the look he got for that thoughtless remark!

(1) When a woman says “FINE” — translation is:
This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.

(2) When a woman says “NOTHING” translation is:
This means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED.

(3) If you ever hear “GO AHEAD” out of a woman’s mouth –  translation is:
This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.

(4) Pray that you never hear “WHATEVER” uttered by the woman — loosely translated:
This eight letter word is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU.

(5) If you hear “THAT’S OK” you have done it –  translation is:
Guys you are gonna be so sorry because she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

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