Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Boy’s Ice Cream Brain Freeze Tantrum Will Melt Your Funny Bone
Brain freeze -- the chilled hazard of enjoying ice cream we all learn to cope with.
Peyton Manning Honored With Glowing Tributes From Sports World
Peyton Manning's anticipated retirement is being met with the kind of salutes you'd expect for a future Hall of Famer.
Man Makes Internet Crazy Saying He Can Guess Numbers They’re Thinking
Depending on how you fare, you'll think this guy is ether a genius or an attention seeker with no substance who can't back up what he says (and, no, we're not talking about Donald Trump).
Self-Parking Chairs Could Turn Office Life on Its Ear
Forget self-parking cars -- this is the innovation we really need.
Guy Starving for Attention Changes Name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.
World’s Crankiest Woman Turns 110 With the World’s Crankiest Interview
About the only person who's not excited that Flossie Dickey turned 110 is Flossie Dickey.
High School Basketball Team Squeaks By Opponent, 108-1
You know that cliche about how the game wasn't even as close as the score suggests? Well, this is the time to use it.
Baby Elephant Runs Roughshod in Human Home
Moyo the elephant thinks it's Moyo the tiny house cat.
Room Service Robot Will Forever Change Your Hotel Stay
Hotel guests are bound to eat this up.
What Companies Send the Most Spam?
Spam is a nasty byproduct of the tech world we live in today. Now, we know which companies are the biggest culprits when it comes to sending these unwanted messages that people throw in the trash faster than you can say "Nigerian prince."
Adorable 5-Year-Old Mulls Over Breaking Up With Boyfriend
Ah, young love.
Son Throws Eggs at Mom for a Whole Year in the Most Yolk-Filled Joke Ever
The internet. The land where you never really know what will catch on.