Here are a couple life lessons to live by: Always sign out of your Facebook, folks. Oh, and also don't cheat on your girlfriend. Valuable lessons to takeaway from this deceptively cheerful breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points. 

This scorned woman came up with a fun game for her ex to play, sort of like Hide and Seek for exes -- she hides his stuff, he has to find it and then they never see each other again. It's not quite a driveway bonfire, but it's still a pretty good burn. Check out the full letter below.

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