Feel like you're constantly treading water? If you're stressed out, you're not alone. WalletHub says Louisiana and Texas are home to some of the most stressed-out people in the country.
No, it is not because the aliens that are planning to take over our planet will be jamming up the systems so there's no way we can call for help when they arrive during the solar eclipse. (Well, at least we've not officially heard that being confirmed. Yes, I'm kidding for Pete's sake.)
Besides, if aliens were going to be invading our entire planet, who on earth would we call for help anyway?
I do have an admission. I've never actually seen someone walk past a greeter and refuse to show their receipt, I've only seen them talk about their heroic deeds on social media.
One thing you can usually count on is that you can avoid the gulf creatures of Texas simply by staying on land, but what if they follow you out of the water, and onto land too?