Bickering adults may have matured past the stage of saying “I know you are, but what am I?” but that doesn’t mean we don’t hurl a whole litany of trite taunts during verbal spars with our partners.

And in this web short, comedians Casey Donahue and Laura Willcox act them all out in a mere two minutes.

You may recognize such lines as, “You always do this,” “Oh, you think you’re sooooo smart,” and “Just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself.”

Watch:

[via The Daily What]