Every wanted to work for Disney, but couldn't see yourself leaving the Lone Star State?

You may now have an opportunity. Disney is hiring in San Antonio, and you can work from home. No costume required, this cast member would find that they could wear what they want working from the comfort of their home.

This guest relations specialists is expected to help guests have magical interactions and provide the level care expected by a Disney cast member.

One preferred qualification would knock me off their list. They would prefer that the applicant have proven bilingual (Spanish) skills, both spoken and written.

Oh, well. I guess I'll have to stick with radio.

But if you think this might be your next job, you can see all the details on their website.