So any dog lover would be happy to land this job. In fact, we gotta believe, even a person who hates dogs, with extreme dog allergies, might want to get in on it. Cause, c'mon, for most of us our jobs already make us sick - and chances are you're not getting paid $100 an hour. Damn the hives, full speed ahead.

Show us your puppy petting skills! Do you have what it takes to be the first-ever MUTTS Puptern at our brand new location in Fort Worth? Post a photo or video by 11/12 that shows us your puppy petting skills and use #MUTTSpuptern and tag @muttscantinafor a chance to be hired as our Puptern and get PAID $100 per hour to pet puppies at our new location! Creativity is encouraged-- tell us why you're the best fit for the position in your caption! #MUTTSFortWorth#MUTTSpuptern

So here's the deal, MUTTS Canine Cantina is a dog-friendly bar located in Dallas. They are set to open a new location in Fort Worth, as such are hiring for a position they call “puptern.” The puptern's responsibility will be to pet puppies, and figure out where to spend all their money. Sign me up!