Hey Guys, How Far Would You Go To Watch The NCAA Tournament? Have A Vasectomy?
March Madness is here, and you know what that means – vasectomy time. What? Yeah, It seems guys will do almost anything to stay home and watch the NCAA Tournament, and a free pizza!
Urologists all over, see as much of a 50% increase in men seeking a vasectomy during the NCAA March Madness. Why? It’s a great excuse to sit back for a week, eat pizza, drink beer and of course, watch the games. A lot of clinics even offer specials on their vasectomies, and include freebies too.
At one clinic in Austin, urologist Michael Floyd, M.D. admits that he sees a definite increase during the NCAA tournament. Here’s what he told Chron.com:
“There are certain times of the year when some men have the ultimate excuse to lay around on the couch and watch TV, said Floyd. “March Madness is definitely one of them. The Masters golf tournament is another.”
At another clinic in Sandwich, Massachusetts, after the men have the 20-minute procedure, they are handed instructions for their recovery and a coupon for Surf’s Up Pizza & Seafood in Sandwich, Mass.
So I guess for the next few days it’s basketball, brackets and bags of frozen peas!