If you want a powerful toilet, go to a Loews hotel.

Frustrated that about four guests a day were clogging up the latrine at each of their hotels, the Loews chain is now featuring an American Standard Champion 4 toilet that is so powerful it can flush 18 golf balls (or 40 feet of toilet paper) at once

Check out a display of the Champion 4's suction ability. But be advised that this shouldn't be tried at home on your weak toilet -- unless you want to clean up a mess.