Ladies are you over shaving your legs only to immediately miss your hair? Are you tired of wolf whistles every you go? Do you want disgustingly manly legs? If you said, "Yes!" We've got the perfect product for you. "Hairy Stockings."

Gross.

They are being marketed to "deflect unwanted male attention." And are apparently all the rage in China right now. Would you wear these? I wonder how many colors they come in.