Man Calls Police, Says He’s ‘Too High’
A man in Ohio called police last Friday and told them he was "too high."
Police responded, and found the 22-year-old man on the floor, in the fetal position and surrounded by Doritos, goldfish (the snack) and cookies.
According to the police report, the unidentified man told police he couldn't feel his hands because he had too much of the smoked plant. Police found marijuana and paraphernalia in his car.
Needless to say, charges are pending.
Read the full story here and let this be another lesson in why you shouldn't do drugs. Not only because they're bad for you but this man wasted some mighty fine snack foods.