celebrity divorces

I grew up on The Captain and Tennille, and it broke my heart when they announced they were getting a divorce after 39 years of marriage. The "Love Will Keep Us Together" couple, were married in 1975, the same year as their first album was released. In fact, they released their album, "ICON" in 2013.

So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways. Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.