This Week in Texas + Red Dirt Tweets

Each week my good friend Rita Ballou takes the time to collect the wittiest, most topical and random tweets from the Texas scene. Then after she gathers them, I steal 'em. So please reward my laziness by checking out This Week in Texas and Red Dirt Tweets. This week we get an #embarrassing tweet from Josh Abbott,  Willy Braun of Reckless Kelly shares what he thinks to be the #WorstTitleEver, we find out who's guitar that is pictured with a chicken bone, plus more.

@joshabbottband: Yes, I accidentally stepped off stage. Yes, I landed on the barrier bars, and then the ground. Yes, it hurt! Haha #embarrassing No I wasn’t drunk! Didn’t even drink tonight! Just pitch black and I didn’t see the edge.

@RichOToole: Wow… Look what someone wrote about “The Cricket Song” on YouTube!! It’s a sick world out there!

@BoPhillipsBand: There should be a way to sterilize people til they can pass a test on how to raise a child…

‏@rrbchoir: First class.

@WillymfBraun: I’m glad I haven’t had to listen to “Hillbilly Jedi” yet but I kinda want to just so I can honestly say how [expletive] it is. #WorstTitleEver

@johndavidkent: Getting psyched up to start the master cleanse. Has anyone ever done it?

@raywylie: I’m unfollowing a lot of you cause of the political barrage rants. i’ll check back with you mid nov. i love ya but don’t tweet it, vote it

‏@KaceyMusgraves: My guitar. Oh, and a chicken bone.

@stoneylarue: Teen pregnancy and New York rapist security. Wow.. spread the message of song and art to America…. Shall we? For that matter show people.

‏@esylvnstranger: (Jackson Taylor) I had to un fallow some folks. I am new to twitter and I was fallowing over 600 people and found it impossible to fallow. Nothing personal.