Contact Us

This Week in Texas + Red Dirt Tweets

Each week my good friend Rita Ballou takes the time to collect the wittiest, most topical and random tweets from the Texas scene. Then after she gathers them, I steal ‘em. So please reward my laziness by checking out This Week in Texas + Red Dirt Tweets.

@hayescarll: Just got my tooth knocked out by a softball. It wasn’t soft.

@NotKennyRogers: Every time an American celebrity names their child after a fruit, a 4th grader in China learns Calculus.

@joshabbottband: It bothers me that there isn’t a deer emoticon #hunteriphoneproblems

@rrbchoir: Just shook a man’s hand at the airport that survived Iwo Jima. Puts all things in perspective. God bless this great country.

@BillyBobsTexas: @WadeBowen called in a favor and brought a very special guest to his show tonight.

@NotBurtReynolds: If you’re really living, you don’t have time to make a “bucket list”. I just had sex in the middle of a bowling alley on league night.

@ryanbeaver: Is this really necessary America? Enchilada Supreme??

@GrangerSmith: Here’s our typical early Sunday morning.

@NotJakeOwen: Hey Jason, she may be country but she ain’t your wife.

@BleuEdmondson: Saw a girl in Wal Mart wearing one of my shirts. I passed her and said nice shirt. She looked at me like a perv. #musthavebeenagift

@gettinsweenered: Sometimes I wonder how men can compartmentalize. I prefer to departmentstorealize. Works for me.

More from KNUE.com

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://knue.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 101.5 KNUE Country Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 101.5 KNUE Country Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!