A Washington woman has been accused of, in my opinion, what has to be one of the most heinous crimes possible. Murder -- with her breasts.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash.,has been accused of smothering her boyfriend to death. The Huffington Post reports:

Witnesses claim they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

We need to put an end to breast-violence. By banning all assault breasts.

Full story here.