You Want a Scary Movie? Check Out the Trailer for ‘The Unsweetening’
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
(clears throat) In my best movie trailer voice:
In the southern countryside...a young couple lives their life. Until, strange things began to happen. The truck is gone, football is not watched, tea is unsweet.
As we great southern folks watch this video, we can see the horror that would become of our lives if this were to happen to us.
Kale pancakes? Just those two words together would scare me (whole body shivers).
Ohio State t-shirt? That's scary disrespectful. This is Big 12 and SEC country, dude.
Hockey? More like football on ice.
Fridge full of unsweet tea? Run! Run away as fast as you can!
And by the way, if you don't know whose quote that is at the top, we need to talk.