Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
Kiss Cam Hero — Hockey Fan Smooches His Beer Instead of His Girlfriend
The spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.
Thirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf Cart
The only bear on a golf course should be the golden one -- Jack Nicklaus.
Hilarious ‘Fake Book Covers on the Subway’ Returns With More Politically Incorrect Titles
Here's a case where the sequel may be better than the original.
Groom Divorces Bride Who Chose Texting Over Wedding Night Sex
To paraphrase the late, great Marvin Gaye, this guy needs some "textual healing."
Sad Research Reveals We Spend a Pitiful Amount of Time in Our Lives Having Sex
We spend so much time thinking about sex, but so little time having it.
‘If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans’ Is Deliciously Hilarious
If the sight of asparagus and sound of the word "tofu" send you into an uncontrollable seizure of disgust, then this is for you.
Hilarious Calling in Sick to Work Prank Will Make You Want to Quit Your Job Pronto
Is there anything better than playing hooky from work?
Adultery-Detecting Mattress Is the Latest in Romance Ruination
Odds are if you need to buy this mattress your relationship is doomed.
Motorcyclist Had No Business Cheating Death the Way He Did
Never has a case of bad luck been so closely followed by a case of good luck.
Grandmas Driving Lamborghini Are Neither Fast Nor Furious
The days of old ladies tooling around in a Buick Skylark while barely able to see above the steering wheel are over.