Wild Trashcan Dance Caught on Video in Dallas, Texas

The great lyricist and songwriter Elton John best summarized the video at the bottom of this article when he sang the words, "Hold me closer, trashcan dancer."

Are those the words? Probably not.

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We'll be breaking down the footage without any context whatsoever. Let's get it on!

How'd she get up there?

As the video opens, a young lady with heavily mascared eyelashes sits shotgun in a car while live-streaming from her phone. Over her right shoulder outside the window, a lady is perched on top of a trashcan performing some pretty sick dance moves as the music blares from the camera girl's car.

Break it Down

After a few seconds of Trashcan Dancer doing her thing, she jumps down to begin the second phase of this intricate and dare we say seductive dance.

Hit 'em with the profile

After a couple of beats at ground level, the dancer hits them with the ultimate move: The turn to the side profile.

At this point, the young lady recording this dancing phenomenon has had enough. She can't take the pure awesomeness she is witnessing. Most likely out of jealousy, she demands the driver to go. "Let's go, let's go," she chirps over and over. She obviously can't wait to go and tell the world of the wonderment she has just beheld.

Check out the video below: