In another Onion News Network exclusive (a satirical news network) Facebook is a "massive online surveillance program run by the CIA." They charge that Mark Zuckerberg is a CIA operative codenamed "The Overlord," and they also claim one of the biggest Facebook successes is "Operation Farmville" which the CIA credits with pacifying as many as 85 million people as unemp
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is known for setting random personal challenges for himself and successfully completing them. Last year, for example, he pledged to master Mandarine Chinese.
This year, the 27-year-old CEO has one-upped himself by vowing to only consume meat in which he's killed himself.