Only in Texas. A naked man running through the woods near Houston scared a woman half to death, but the whole thing might have happened because there wasn't a porta-potty nearby.
So what would you do if your neighbor liked to mow his yard in his birthday suit? A guy in Florida does all of his yard work in the buff and it's all legal. Yeah, I'm baffled, too.
Sometimes people have amazing performance skills. Sometimes those skills are musical, sometimes they are dance related and other times they involve towels.