College Station Dumb Crook Tries for Real Life Experience Points
23-year-old Billy Stevens must be a serious Magic: The Gathering player. Serious enough to go to jail for the game.
Over the weekend, he was arrested at a College Station Target for stealing over $100 worth of the fantasy game cards according to kbtx.com.
I've never played the game but does $100 worth of cards give you that much of an advantage when playing?
Target employees noticed he was acting suspicious and was seen on security cameras taking cards from bundle and booster packs before going into the bathroom.
He then purchased one box but was stopped by police as he left the store.
Stevens had a total of $111.49 worth of stolen cards on him. He was arrested and charged with theft of property.
Guess he was trying to gain some real life experience points (nerd joke FTW).