Dumb Crook of the Week Comes From Colorado and is Dubbed the ‘Mad Pooper’
So there is a jogger in Colorado that is using people's yards as her personal bathroom on her run.
What makes this even more baffling, is that there is a public park with a public restroom no more than a block from her jogging path.
She was caught 'mid-squat' by Cathy Budde's children according to KSAT in San Antonio.
Budde told KKTV in Colorado Springs:
They (her kids) are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'". "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'
The "Mad Pooper", as she has been dubbed by the community, has used other yards as well.
Budde even put up a sign asking the jogger to stop but she has blatantly ignored the message.
Colorado Springs police are just as baffled. "It's abnormal, it's not something I've seen in my career," Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. "For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it's uncharted territory for me."
The woman, if caught by police, can face charges including public defecation and indecent exposure.
Her run could put her in deep doodoo.
I guess she doesn't give a crap about her neighbors.
I guess the poop emoji is not good enough for her texts.
Ok, I'll stop.