Back when I was growing up, celebrities who were passed their prime or had greatly extinguished their 15 minutes of fame would end up in one of three places --

Guest appearance on Fantasy Island

Guest appearance on the Love Boat

Or on the panel of a Dean Martin Roast

Nowadays, with so many reality shows on TV, washed up celebrities have a number of choices to extend their career...like Mike Tyson

He's now appearing on a Dancing With The Stars-type show in Latin America.

And boy does he need help.

Check out the video of his latest performance.


After watching that, I'm thinking a session with the Double Dream Hands man could only help Mike.