This is one of those stories that makes you stare in silent disbelief.

A man in Virginia decided his trip to the grocery store should include some nasty vegetable abuse according to kxxv.com.

27 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson was arrested after an employee of a grocery store saw him pick up produce, pull down his pants and rub the produce on his butt. Johnson then put the butt rubbed produce Back! In! The! Bin!

WHAT!

What in all that is holy is wrong with you?!

The grocery store had to destroy several pallets of produce because of the incident.

Johnson was charged with destruction of property and indecent exposure.

Can we get a few farmers to spank him with a shovel as punishment for wasting their hard work?