Some weeks my good friend Rita Ballou takes the time to collect the wittiest, most topical and random tweets from the Texas scene. And whenever she does, I make it a point to steal 'em. So please reward my laziness by checking out Last Week in Texas + Red Dirt Tweets.

@RichOToole: Ok…Marijuana is Legal in CO. But Chick-Fil-A is still closed on Sunday? Lets vote on that too…

@EarlDibblesJr: Everyone argues about debates. I find night crawlers to be de best bate. Yee Yee!

@Farcethemusic: Actual line in current country song: “I’ve got the rifle, she’s got the rack.” Subtle.

@Miranda_Lambert: Some gal backstage just said “congrats on song of the year, that’s so cute”… What? How about bad ass.amazing..I got something “cute”4 u.:)

‏@NotJakeOwen: Christina Aguilera is performing at the Hurricane Sandy telethon. Haven’t these people suffered enough??!!!

@RascalFlattsNot: If Johnny Cash were alive today, he’d be called The Man in Brown, because he’d shit himself if he saw what’s become of Country Music.

@hayescarll: My son just said Tom T Hall seems like a really happy man and he rates him a 9.7

@KevinFowler: RIP Coach Darrell Royal. Here’s a pic of me and @rrbchoir with him last year.

@JasonIsbell: From Twitter, I’ve learned that long, short, blonde, brown, big, red, black… Pretty much any type of hair “don’t care.”

@aaron_watson: there’s a high concentration of men with purses at the airport in NYC. FYI, a murse is still a purse only worse! #getabackpack ha!