Do you like Facebook but hate how much time it takes out of your life?

After updating your status, commenting on your friends' statuses, Farmville and "liking" this and that, you barely have enough time to sleep -- read more after the jump.
That's why there's My Facebook Surrogate, a Facebook app that "manages your digital life while you manage life in the real world." Sure this is a JOKE, but it's not a bad idea.