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Sausage Attack — Man Robs Guy on Bike With Pork Goodness

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Well if you are going to rob somebody for jewels do it with a sausage! A Brockton, Mass. man pleaded not guilty to attacking a guy on a bike with sausage links and a wrench.

Michael Baker was booked on charges yesterday for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in connection with the sausage attack. The mad sausage attacker hit the biker with the sausage links and a wrench before escaping with Jewels and a nice new bike. The biker said he swung and hit me with the sausages and then hit him with the wrench before taking my jewelry and bike.

As usual this smart criminal was caught a short time later with the bike, wrench and the sausages that where stolen from the area food mart. A real winner!

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