In another Onion News Network exclusive (a satirical news network) Facebook is a "massive online surveillance program run by the CIA." They charge that Mark Zuckerberg is a CIA operative codenamed "The Overlord," and they also claim one of the biggest Facebook successes is "Operation Farmville" which the CIA credits with pacifying as many as 85 million people as unemployment rates skyrocketed. They make many other hilarious claims, which is definitely worth three minutes of your time.
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