Back to School season is here and East Hills Mall, in St. Joseph Missouri invites you to shop its stores in what just might be the worst commercial ever.

Check out these fab lyrics:

East Hills for Back to School / Denim / Haircut / Back packs, back packs come get your back packs / Boots and pants and boots and pants (Maxwell would be proud) / New Shoes / Get yourself an outfit / Demin / Boots and pants and boots and pants / Haircut / New Shoes / So Get yourself Back to School with East Hills / Haircut

I feel like I need some serious retail therapy after watching this.