Yeah, yeah, I know this would NEVER happen to you, and of course with Halloween sandwiched between Tuesday and Thursday this year there's a slightly smaller chance of you ending up dressed as a slutty pirate in your mugshot -- because most of you have school or work tomorrow. But I wouldn't put it past all of you. So let's just call this a public of service.

Remember when you go out to celebrate Halloween tonight "Pauly D," try not to end up like these folks. By all means have a good time, just don't disgrace your parents -- and try to stay off next year's Top Ten Halloween mug shots.