How about them apples? A Washington woman was on a nice stroll with her son when a pervert ran up to her, whipped out his junk and suggested she watch him. Her response?

“I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,” the woman said in an interview Thursday night. “I said, ‘You need to leave or Ill shoot you. I’m going to blow your brains out.’ ”

“Oh, [expletive]!” the man declared, before running away."

Nice. But that's not all.

She also sent her dog after him. According to, her dog cornered the pervert, and only after she called her dog back, was he able to escape.

You may be wondering how her son handled the situation, she said: “I had him turn and face toward me. I stayed calm. I didn’t raise my voice. I don’t think he knew what was going on.”

Good job mom!

Washington police are on the lookout for a "white male in his early 20s with short dark-blond hair and wearing a gray hoody and dark blue jeans." Full story here.