15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook
I had a dude friend post this to his facebook today — I have no idea how he found it, but it’s funny. Because unless all your FB girl friends are Hispanic, Black, Oriental or Irish — no wait Irish girls do do this, you’ve seen posts in your news feed that include the 15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook, such as:
1. Take pictures of their feet.
14. Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right?”
5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Brintney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! Love YOU GIRLS!!
10. Write angry letters to: companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants..), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)
12. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”
Girls, don’t get all huffy — you know you’ve done at least 9 of these things. Click here to check out all 15 hilarious Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook.