I am a simple guy that enjoys watching sports and playing video games. I was not born in Texas but I got down here as fast as I could. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland and I support my hometown baseball team the Baltimore Orioles. I love the Dallas Cowboys and hopefully I don't die of a heart attack watching them one day. I also support the Dallas Mavericks and Dallas Stars. Nobody believes me when I say this, but the Dallas Cowboys are the reason I live here in Wichita Falls.
Legend Says There’s a Killer Elephant Buried Under Wichita Falls, Texas
There's a tale told in Wichita Falls, Texas dating back to 1899 about a rampaging elephant and its fate of being buried beneath the city.
Texas Family Awarded 301 BILLION Dollars Due to Drunk Driving Lawsuit
Yes you read that correctly. I thought it had to be some sort of typo, but a family was awarded hundreds of billions of dollars.
It’s Official, the Dallas Cowboys Had the Most Penalty Yards in Team History on Thanksgiving
The color of Thanksgiving was yellow, so many penalty flags were thrown the other day. It is now the most in team history.
Texas Woman Throws Soup at Restaurant Worker for Soup Being Too Hot
Things like this do not make me miss working in a restaurant.
Texas Woman Pulled a Gun on a Seven-Year-Old Trick or Treater
Whatever the maximum charge this woman can receive, please give it to her.
A Bunch of Texans Went as Ted Cruz Flying to Mexico for Halloween
Every Halloween you have people dress up as topical moments of the year. Looks like some of you had the same idea for 2021.
Texas Woman Had a Drillbit Left in Her Jaw After Dental Surgery
Seems like we might have misplaced something? Oh well.
Texas and Oklahoma Leading the Country in Salmonella Outbreaks
A salmonella outbreak is spreading across the country. Texas and Oklahoma have the most cases currently in the country.
Texas Teen Crashes Into Cyclists After Trying to Blow Exhaust Into Group
Looks like someone thought it would be funny to blow their truck exhaust into a group, unfortunately that kid then got into a very serious accident.
Dallas Cowboys Fans Shockingly Not One of the Drunkest Fan Bases in the NFL
I was expecting us near the top, mainly because the NFL season is when my drinking gets multiplied by five EASILY. However, looks like I am not doing enough drinking compared to other fan bases in the NFL.
Texas School District Had Over 100 Soap Dispensers Stolen Due to Tik Tok Challenge
Wow! Those schools aren't kidding about all the thefts.
Texas Girl Thinks Mom is an Alien After She Found Her Passport
You know those heavy cries that kids can do where they're inconsolable? Don't matter what you tell this kid mom, you're an alien now.