Okay - I love the Olympics and I've been watching! But I have to admit - the opening ceremonies last Friday just sucked! But there was one redeeming part - the new James Bond girl - the Queen of England.
Not many people can say the Queen of England has seen their bare backside, but Liam Warriner of Australia can.
During the monarch’s recent visit to Brisbane, her motorcade was treated to a “full moon” when Warriner dropped trou and ran about 50 yards alongside the cars with an Australian flag wedged between his buttocks.
Months of carefully staged-managed preparations conclude next Friday when Prince William of Wales and his fiancé, Catherine "Kate" Middleton, wed in a ritual blending tradition, pageantry and modernity under the gaze of a billion eyes and in a likely flood of a zillion tweets. Get more of the scoop after the jump.