Haunted House Survival Guide
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Despite being an avid horror film lover, I've never been through a haunted house. It seems like a harrowing experience if I'm being honest. So here's a list of items that will carry you through this fake yet traumatizing encounter.
Running shoes are a simple must-have for entering any haunted house. Just run away from the zombie clown!
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If you're the type to freeze instead of run, this shirt might be your best bet. Keep the leather-face wannabe away from you with this dark warning.
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You probably can't wear this inside, but it's worth a shot! The other option is using it to light your way back to your car at the end of the night when you see shadows around every corner.
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Steel-toed boots are great for protecting your feet from other frightened haunted-house-goers. If they won't watch where they're going, at least your toes will be safe and sound when they inevitably step on your feet.
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Finally, if you're shaken and rattled on your way home, listen to some soothing music! This is great for yoga and meditation, so it should work perfectly for de-spooking yourself after a stressful night.
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