Canada

Best Weather Forecast Ever
He recommends people to 'order your pizzas and Chinese food and buy cases of Pepsi (Canadians...) and Coke' Probably not the best advice, but his concern is appreciated.
Quit Complaining – It Could Be A Lot Colder [VIDEO]
I know it has been cold...very cold for our little corner of the world.  However, at least it's not 40 below zero.
Strange things happen at that temperature.  Even steaming hot water can't survive--although this guy didn't need to disrespect our Lone Star State...