I've been on the radio for over 35 years, in cities as diverse as Los Angeles, Boston, Memphis, and now the Hub City. When I'm not playing great music and talking to you, I'm usually on the golf course or waiting at the drive-thru at Whataburger. I have two adult daughters who have ensured I'll never be able to afford a boat. I’ve recently married someone I’ve been great friends with since high school, which includes a package of three boys, a girl and three grands along with three dogs and two cats. I am a happy guy, but...seriously, I'll never be able to afford a boat. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan (don't hate me, Cowboys fans!) who enjoys craft beer and has become a bourbon connoisseur. My favorite color is plaid, and my greatest ambition is to have a velvet self-portrait.
Lance Ballance
Dear McDonald’s, It’s Time for a True West Texas-Style Meal
There is a celebrity who hails from Lubbock who would be a perfect fit for naming your next specialty meal.
Taco Bell is now in the Wine Business
Taco Bell is rolling out it's own wine label.
Is Noxious Gas On Venus A Sign That Aliens Exist?
We may have smelly proof that Aliens exist.
Dirty Guy Removes 16 YEARS of Earwax
A man in England hadn't cleaned his ears in over 16 years.
Do you have “Janitor Keys”?
Do you know someone who carries too many keys?
Canada Is Insisting on Masks for the Craziest Reason
Canadians want you to wear a mask, during romantic interludes.
I Have A Texas Bachelor Pad Fridge.
Lance needed to make his fridge more "Texas-y".
Is Customer Service Over?
Have you ever had a lousy customer service experience?