I've been on the radio for over 35 years, in cities as diverse as Los Angeles, Boston, Memphis, and now the Hub City. When I'm not playing great music and talking to you, I'm usually on the golf course or waiting at the drive-thru at Whataburger. I have two adult daughters who have ensured I'll never be able to afford a boat. I’ve recently married someone I’ve been great friends with since high school, which includes a package of three boys, a girl and three grands along with three dogs and two cats. I am a happy guy, but...seriously, I'll never be able to afford a boat. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan (don't hate me, Cowboys fans!) who enjoys craft beer and has become a bourbon connoisseur. My favorite color is plaid, and my greatest ambition is to have a velvet self-portrait.
Lance Ballance
What Are Your Survival Odds If You Fall Victim to a Texas Scorpion Sting?
If you are stung by a scorpion in Texas, are you a goner? We've got the scoop.
What Is ‘Wild West Pimp Style’? And Are Texans Prepared?
A Texas Legislator warned of the eventual onslaught of "pimps" in Texas if HB 1927 passes.
Idiot Steals Ambulance, Probably Wasn’t Too Hard to Spot
Trey Cornwell, AKA Discount David Bowie, was busted after he allegedly stole an ambulance.
A Denton, Texas Diner Is Tired of Explaining Why You Should Wear Masks
A diner owner has finally heard enough of customers' negativity towards his mask policy, and wants them to put their money where their mouth is.
Texas Restaurant Receives Threats Over Continuing to Require Masks
A Texas restaurant faces backlash for continuing to require masks, while others are being threatened for not mandating them.
VIDEO: Police Officer Uses Leash To Swing K9 Officer Over His Shoulder
A police officer is under fire after a video surfaces showing abuse of his K9 partner.
Mom With OnlyFans Page Told Her Kids Aren’t Welcome in School
Crystal Jackson is a married mother of three who decided to spice up her life by posting sexy images to OnlyFans under the alias 'Mrs. Poindexter.'
A Texas-Sized Internal Struggle
Since moving to the Lone Star state, I can attest to the fact that a swimmer's body is nearly impossible to maintain. After all, I used to be svelte once.
You Won’t Win $1 Billion in Mega Millions and Here’s Why
What you can expect to take home if you win the Mega Millions.
Hate Texas’ COVID-19 Restrictions? It Could Be Worse.
So, you think Texas is too harsh when it comes to COVID-19 restrictions? You'd be wrong.
11-Year-Old’s Death by Suicide During Online Class Shows Our Children Are in Crisis
As much as we adults lament the loss of some of our freedoms, we forget that our children are also reeling from the coronavirus pandemic.
Which ‘Elf’-Inspired Cereal Belongs On Your Shelf?
Lance tries two "Elf"-themed cereals on the air.