I've been on the radio for over 35 years, in cities as diverse as Los Angeles, Boston, Memphis, and now the Hub City. When I'm not playing great music and talking to you, I'm usually on the golf course or waiting at the drive-thru at Whataburger. I have two adult daughters who have ensured I'll never be able to afford a boat. I’ve recently married someone I’ve been great friends with since high school, which includes a package of three boys, a girl and three grands along with three dogs and two cats. I am a happy guy, but...seriously, I'll never be able to afford a boat. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan (don't hate me, Cowboys fans!) who enjoys craft beer and has become a bourbon connoisseur. My favorite color is plaid, and my greatest ambition is to have a velvet self-portrait.
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Why We Need to Build a Wall Between Texas and New Mexico & Make Them Pay for It
Why Texas needs a Border Wall, on the NEW Mexico border.
Pick One, Texas. A Vaccination Lottery or Legal Casino Gambling
States are offering "Vaccination Lotteries" to convince people to get vaxxed. Texas needs to step it up.
Drive a Dodge Ram in Texas? Make Sure That Your Wheels Don’t Fall Off
If you drive a Dodge Ram, stay alert in case your wheels fly off.
A Child Destroyed a Texas Interchange and TxDOT Was Thrilled With It
This past weekend, the fantasy of every small child became a reality for a 6-year-old leukemia survivor in Texas.
What Are Your Survival Odds If You Fall Victim to a Texas Scorpion Sting?
If you are stung by a scorpion in Texas, are you a goner? We've got the scoop.
What Is ‘Wild West Pimp Style’? And Are Texans Prepared?
A Texas Legislator warned of the eventual onslaught of "pimps" in Texas if HB 1927 passes.
Idiot Steals Ambulance, Probably Wasn’t Too Hard to Spot
Trey Cornwell, AKA Discount David Bowie, was busted after he allegedly stole an ambulance.
A Denton, Texas Diner Is Tired of Explaining Why You Should Wear Masks
A diner owner has finally heard enough of customers' negativity towards his mask policy, and wants them to put their money where their mouth is.
Texas Restaurant Receives Threats Over Continuing to Require Masks
A Texas restaurant faces backlash for continuing to require masks, while others are being threatened for not mandating them.
VIDEO: Police Officer Uses Leash To Swing K9 Officer Over His Shoulder
A police officer is under fire after a video surfaces showing abuse of his K9 partner.
Mom With OnlyFans Page Told Her Kids Aren’t Welcome in School
Crystal Jackson is a married mother of three who decided to spice up her life by posting sexy images to OnlyFans under the alias 'Mrs. Poindexter.'
A Texas-Sized Internal Struggle
Since moving to the Lone Star state, I can attest to the fact that a swimmer's body is nearly impossible to maintain. After all, I used to be svelte once.