God bless the United States of America. There's 50 of 'em. Each having their own unique contribution to the melting pot that is our great nation. But let's be real about something here, folks. Unlike all men, which our nation's Constitution declares to be created equal, not all states are created equal...
As Texans, it is our duty to celebrate this holiday in the best way we know how - grabbing some friends and delicious Mexican food. What more do you really need in life anyway?