It's like a real life Thelma and Louise, only it's a 9-year-old girl and her 4-year-old little sister putting the pedal to the metal to go hang out at the beach...almost 1,000 miles away.
Last week, a monolith appeared out of nowhere in the Utah desert. As quickly as it arrived, it disappeared and reappeared in Romania. I (wrongly) explain the monolith and (incorrectly) why they're here.
There is no doubt that the word “cougar” has undergone a metamorphosis over the last few decades — no longer just meaning a “a large American wild cat with a plain tawny to grayish coat,” it now also suggests a whole different kind of animal — usually a Chardonnay-drinking woman of a certain age on the prowl for younger man meat.