Woman Gets Glued to Walmart Toilet Seat

Well, we know one thing for sure, this woman's day couldn't possibly get any worse. You'd hope anyway.

According to WPTV.com,

Monticello city officials say a woman went to use the store's bathroom when she realized she was stuck to the toilet seat. It was later determined the seat was covered in Super Glue. The woman was stuck inside the restroom for nearly an hour. Now, police are investigating the incident.

The story goes on, she had to be removed from the toilet with help from paramedics, OUCH! That'll hurt your butt and pride.

The only thing I don't get is she didn't look at the seat first? -- C'mon! Who doesn't look at the seat first. The only way I can see this situation going down is she went into the stall, saw something on the seat, said "who cares" and sat in the glue.

Seriously who doesn't look first.

If you're wondering, the person who did this, if caught, is in for some legal trouble.  So before you get any bright ideas there, Ashton Kutcher, know putting Super Glue on a toilet is a crime, and doing it could land you second-degree assault charges.