Writing a letter to Santa can be fun, but it might take a week or two for a response from the North Pole. If kids leave a voice mail for Santa using Mom's cell phone, he might call back a whole lot quicker.
It seems someone has a lot of time on their hands! Evidently, the support line for the Affordable Health Care site, spells out a dirty word. You'd think the government would have picked up on that. Never mind, it sounds just like the government!