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Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

I flipped on the light. To my horror, I saw my tomatoes had been mangled in the night. This was the doing of the 'Jasper, the yellow peril.' *cue dramatic music

Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Who said those digital message service boards along major Texas roads have to be boring?

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Forget "The Haunting on Hill House", "The Unsweetening" will leave you shaking in your boots.

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Apparently wherever these people found or bought this mattress in Marshall didn't offer delivery.

Couch surfing used to refer to a cheap form of lodging where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel. Today it literally means surfing on your couch.

While it's the thought that counts, there are a few spots in Texas you absolutely don't want to make a destination on this, our nation's day of love.