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Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

I flipped on the light. To my horror, I saw my tomatoes had been mangled in the night. This was the doing of 'Jasper, the yellow peril.' *cue dramatic music*

Ready to embrace a "winter body?" Wanna give up on improving health and keeping risk factors lower? (Yes, I jest.)

Life can be unsettling as it is. Personally, I'd rather surprise people with pizza. Not panic.

You might as well call me "Karen" because I want to speak to a manager! Y'all got me clutching my invisible pearls over here. Chili is supposed to have BEANS in it! If you are allergic or hate beans in general, then, of course, this debate is not for you. Keep on scrolling.

Step Four: Remain as still and sedentary as humanly possible. In fact, let's pretend we're beached whales, stuck and unable to move at all.

Ready to embrace a "winter body?" Wanna give up on improving health and keeping risk factors lower? Here's the scoop on how to *not* lose weight. (Yes, I jest.)

Liz Millan of Denison was recording herself singing on TikTok when her mom paid her an unexpected visit. The video has since gone viral.

Politicians have been talking about a 2nd Stimulus Check for months...but are we ever actually going to get one?

Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

I flipped on the light. To my horror, I saw my tomatoes had been mangled in the night. This was the doing of the 'Jasper, the yellow peril.' *cue dramatic music