"East Texas' Most Jacked-Up Boat for Sale Is an EYESORE"...I called myself looking for the most jacked-up boat for sale on Craigslist so that I could write about it, but instead, I found myself "oohing" and "ahhing" over a bunch of boats that I cannot even afford! Makes me wish I could win the lottery so that I'd have a huge stash of cash so I can buy myself a big boat!

Doing a little window-shopping on Craigslist, I found everything from a "Museum-like showroom condition, Collectors edition" 2007 Donzi Carroll Shelby 22 Classic for $115,000...to

screenshot via East TX Craigslist.org
screenshot via East TX Craigslist.org
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a 2018 Basscat Caracal, for around $50,000.

screenshot via Deep TX Craigslist.org
screenshot via Deep TX Craigslist.org
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a 2019 Everglades considered a "luxury boat (that) is set up for family day cruises, Vacation or serious fishing days" for $399,000. They had me at DAY CRUISES!

2019 Everglades Boat
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a 2004 Outerlimits boat for $180,000. This one is my favorite because of the color scheme! Yesss! You'll have to drive to Dallas to get it, though.

2004 Outerlimits Boat
screenshot via Dallas Craigslist.org
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Last but certainly not least, check out this 2006 Motoryacht for $119,000! 

screenshot via Yakima Craigslist.org
screenshot via Yakima Craigslist.org
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I know what you're saying, if I'm going to invest in this kind of a purchase, I had better get myself a boat trailer first and then find a place to store the boat. There are a few places in town that you can stash your boat: Storage Center on 110 South in Tyler or Pack Rat Storage in Whitehouse. I am sure there are others but I don't know of them. Where do you recommend?

With my kind of budget, the biggest boat I'm going to get for my buck is a beat-up old kayak for $65. I guess I had better start saving up!

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