An East Texas Donut Shop should do this. Scary good fun.
I'm one of those weirdos who is not afraid of clowns. And to honest, I do not understand why people are afraid of them.
Some have said that the movie "It" made them afraid. I don't understand this argument, either, as the original "It" movie was dumb and horrible and not scary at all. Stephen King's book, however, is fantastic and very scary. I have seen neither of the new "It" films. I can't imagine either are that scary. One day I'll check 'em out.
But I digress.
Hurts Donuts in Frisco is offering a fun and creepy delivery service for their donuts this October, a scary clown drops them off.
I, personally, would get a kick out of this. If a sweet treat shop in East Texas would deliver using a scary clown, I'd order a dozen for the station.
Just some good ol fashioned scary fun for the haunted month. Happy Halloween freaks and geeks.