Top 5 Stuff We Wish Was Open During This Texas-Sized Blizzard
I don't know about you, but I sure am OVER this freaking Texas blizzard mess. It's like we can't catch a break! Driving around town sucks, these toe-curdling temperatures suck, and MOST of all, having everything and their mama shut down for the blizzard just SUCKS!
Here are the top five things I bet you wish were open in this Texas-sized blizzard.
1. The Warterburger in East Texas!
Actually, we wish that was closed. I saw a tweet from a dude who took out a regular old ruler and measured snow reaching up to 7 inches in his back yard. SEVEN! Just watch out what you wish for, like a badass Texas doggie peeing on your leg in the snow!
4. A Free Generator Store!
I know people say you wish in one hand and you-know-what in the other, but come on, man, we could all use some generators right about now. Some no-heat-having problems would be solved, that's why! Too bad there's not a "Have one, Get One Free!" (HOGO) sale at the Generator Supercenter!
5. The Fishin' Hole!
It's understandable, with everything all frozen up, there's limited spots for some good fishing. At least you can make the most of all this unexpected free time at home by practicing your "casting" in the backyard pool like this guy in a video tweet!